Oscars were last night! Were you one of the 40 million some odd people who watched it last night? No? Well then you didn’t really miss anything. Don’t know who the winners are? Well then you should read the papers, kid, but in case you were too busy checking out… all of the other things going on, the list of winners is here! And that’s why you should love this blog, I do all your googling for you.

Anyway, I’m gonna run down a few of my thoughts from last night’s Oscars.

  • Um, what was with those dancers?
  • Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin were decent as hosts. They definitely worked well together.
  • Meryl Streep, Kathryn Bigelow and Helen Mirren look AMAZING. All of them are over 55 and have aged so well and they don’t look plastic. Take note, rest of Hollywood.
  • Gaborey Sidibe is too cute/awesome for words. I’m so glad she recognized her right to act like a princess.
  • No. Seriously, what was up with those dancers??? Were they interpretive or hip-hop or frat boy polo collar popped??? GAH!!
  • Avatar lost Best Picture. HA!
  • Meryl Streep may have been tipsy, again. She rocks. So wanna be her when I grow up.
  • Sandra Bullock may not have deserved the award,but she certainly gave a lovely speech. Her Razzie speech was great, too! (video below)
  • THE DANCERS DID THE ROBOT TO THE SCORE OF UP!!!!!! What in the heck is their deal!!???!!!!

Overall, decent night. But not amazing. But fun. Sort of.